No, the foreigners didn’t take all the jobs, it was the immigrants (foreigners are people from other countries who invest). You know, all those high-paying jobs in landscaping and housekeeping? Hard-working American families are going without because they can’t get jobs picking fruit.

A Boomer recently argued that we don’t have manufacturing jobs anymore because immigrants came in and took them all — but I should not suggest that businesses that hire undocumented workers are the problem in this scenario. The employers are just being smart hiring cheaper labor.

I am not kidding.